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Having stumbled into a career in contract killing, misfits Fran and Jamie are not your typical killers for hire. Working out of their scruffy van, each episode follows the hapless duo as they try to carry out their latest hit, inevitably derailed by incompetence, bickering, and inane antics. As each hit goes south, our (anti)heroes are thrown into one bizarre misadventure after another, each full of oddball characters and unexpected dilemmas.

2 Seasons
12 Episodes
Ended
Comedy Action & Adventure Crime
Cast & Characters
episode image Nikhil
7.1/10 (37 votes)

#1 Nikhil

S1:E6

Mr K sends a third hit man in to help hapless Fran and Jamie. But as he drives a wedge between the friends, Fran faces the biggest decision of her life.

episode image Rivals
7.0/10 (42 votes)

#2 Rivals

S1:E5

There's blunder after blunder as bumbling contract killers Fran and Jamie try to take out a former and rather insane fellow hit man.

episode image Money
6.8/10 (65 votes)

#3 Money

S1:E2

Fran and Jamie capture an embezzling accountant, only to discover that their client wants them to extract information from her, by torture if necessary. Fran tries some psychological warfare, but is reduced to tears within seconds as their hostage dishes out life advice, while Jamie tries her luck only to be completely outwitted

episode image Birthday
6.7/10 (84 votes)

#4 Birthday

S1:E1

It's Fran's birthday, and Jamie wants to celebrate, but it seems none of their friends are available to come to dinner. To make matters worse they're stuck in the van holding a corrupt lawyer hostage.

episode image Dog
6.7/10 (43 votes)

#5 Dog

S1:E4

Fran and Jamie dress up as Simon and Garfunkel as part of a plan to abduct a sleazy DJ, but a vicious dog brings them a whole world of trouble.

episode image Woods
6.6/10 (48 votes)

#6 Woods

S1:E3

Fran and Jamie are preparing a fresh grave in front of their latest hapless victim, but a personal argument between the pair allows the captive to escape.

episode image Reunion
0.0/10

#7 Reunion

S2:E1

Misfits, friends, and contract killers - Jamie and Fran are back and ready to put on their 80s gear for a school reunion, where a vengeful assassin lies in wait.

episode image Sniper
0.0/10

#8 Sniper

S2:E2

Fran and Jamie stake out an arms dealer, Rear Window style, with a sniper rifle. But the hit gets derailed when Jamie gets distracted by goings-on next door.

episode image Impersonator
0.0/10

#9 Impersonator

S2:E3

After killing a drug lord prematurely, Fran and Jamie hire a bit-part actor to impersonate him - but the thespian has too much gusto for his own good.

episode image Duel
0.0/10

#10 Duel

S2:E4

With their partnership increasingly fraught and the blood of a funeral director on their hands, Fran and Jamie are pursued by the man's vengeful son.

episode image Soft Launch
0.0/10

#11 Soft Launch

S2:E5

Convinced that Kat is up to no good, Fran hires a private investigator to dig up some dirt as she and Jamie prepare for their final hit.

episode image Kat
0.0/10

#12 Kat

S2:E6

Now imprisoned, Fran watches her captor live out her dream friendship on CCTV. But when Jamie starts to smell a rat, the plan changes quickly.

Cast & Chracters

character image Fran

Fran

Actor: Sue Perkins
character image Jamie Koslowski

Jamie Koslowski

Actor: Mel Giedroyc

The highest rated episode of Hitmen is "Nikhil" (S1E6) with a rating of 7.10.

This episode received 37 votes.


The lowest rated episode is "Woods" (S1E3) with a rating of 6.60.

This episode received 48 votes.

The highest rated episode is "Nikhil" (S1E6) with a rating of 7.10.

This episode received 37 votes.


The lowest rated episode is "Woods" (S1E3) with a rating of 6.60.

This episode received 48 votes.

Name Department Job
Morwenna Gordon Production Executive Producer

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